{"product_id":"absolutely-not-green-t-shirt","title":"'Absolutely Not' Green T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eOur bestselling \u003cstrong data-end=\"227\" data-start=\"209\"\u003eAbsolutely Not\u003c\/strong\u003e design is your go-to for setting boundaries without saying a word. This bold, outspoken shirt is the perfect uniform for recovering people-pleasers, professional boundary-setters, and anyone who's done saying yes when they mean nope. With a comfy, oversized fit and sarcastic charm, it's equal parts sassy \u0026amp; trendy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a Comfort Colors unisex sizing 100% cotton tee. 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