{"product_id":"absolutely-not-tee","title":"'Absolutely Not' Tee","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"600\" data-end=\"643\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eSometimes \"no\" doesn't need an explanation.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"648\" data-end=\"917\"\u003eOur bestselling \u003cstrong data-start=\"664\" data-end=\"682\"\u003eAbsolutely Not\u003c\/strong\u003e tee is for recovering people-pleasers, professional boundary-setters, and anyone who's done saying yes when they really mean no. Comfortable, confident, and just sarcastic enough, it's the shirt that speaks for you before you have to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in 4 colors in a Comfort Colors unisex sizing 100% cotton tee. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"161xwjw\" data-start=\"225\" data-end=\"242\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003ePick Your Mood\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"424\" data-end=\"434\"\u003eBerry:\u003c\/strong\u003e A little sweeter on the outside. 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That means no mass production, less waste, and a little extra care goes into every order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Why You’ll Love It:\u003cbr\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-end=\"884\" data-start=\"863\"\u003eMade Just for You\u003c\/strong\u003e – Handcrafted upon order for a unique, personalized feel\u003cbr data-end=\"944\" data-start=\"941\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-end=\"966\" data-start=\"947\"\u003ePremium Comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e – Soft, oversized, and perfect for everyday wear.\u003cbr data-end=\"1019\" data-start=\"1016\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-end=\"1045\" data-start=\"1022\"\u003eSay Less, Mean More\u003c\/strong\u003e – Bold statement, zero explanation required\u003cbr data-end=\"1092\" data-start=\"1089\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-end=\"1112\" data-start=\"1095\"\u003eBuilt to Last\u003c\/strong\u003e – Durable materials and printing that hold up wash after wash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"189qedo\" data-start=\"213\" data-end=\"231\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eProduct Details\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"233\" data-end=\"422\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"s75u0h\" data-start=\"233\" data-end=\"271\"\u003eComfort Colors® 1717 heavyweight tee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1gw25gl\" data-start=\"272\" data-end=\"303\"\u003e6.1 oz., 100% ringspun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"voi5lf\" data-start=\"304\" data-end=\"354\"\u003eGarment-dyed and soft-washed for a lived-in feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"woy7yk\" data-start=\"355\" data-end=\"375\"\u003eRelaxed unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"knknbl\" data-start=\"376\" data-end=\"422\"\u003eProfessionally printed for long-lasting wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"ts2u20\" data-start=\"424\" data-end=\"444\"\u003eMade Just for You\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"446\" data-end=\"575\"\u003eDesigned and hand-pressed in our Barrington, Illinois studio. 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