{"product_id":"i-could-be-meaner-black-statement-sweatshirt","title":"'I Could Be Meaner' Black Crewneck Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"326\" data-start=\"138\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProof that sarcasm and self-control can coexist.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"189\" data-start=\"186\"\u003eOur \u003cem data-end=\"212\" data-start=\"193\"\u003eI could be meaner\u003c\/em\u003e sweatshirt blends vintage charm with modern attitude - featuring a retro rainbow design that makes irony look good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"588\" data-start=\"479\"\u003eAvailable in Black, Sage Green, or Dusty Rose. 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