{"product_id":"i-could-be-meaner-green-sweater","title":"'I Could Be Meaner' Green Sweater","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eI could be meaner. But where's the fun in that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eSarcasm and self-control, finally in the same outfit. The I Could Be Meaner sweatshirt pairs a retro rainbow design with just enough attitude to let people know exactly where you stand - without saying another word.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe I Could Be Meaner in Sage Green: Calm on the outside, keeping score on the inside. Also available in Dusty Rose or Black, or shop the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/thecloverexchangeshop.com\/products\/i-could-be-meaner-yellow-shirt?_pos=4\u0026amp;_psq=meaner\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" title=\"I Could Be Meaner Yellow Tee\"\u003eComfort Colors tee\u003c\/a\u003e version - soft-washed, garment-dyed, and worth it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eColors may vary slightly depending on your screen display.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eWHY YOU'LL LOVE IT -  Because some things don't need to be said out loud -  they just need to be worn. This sweatshirt says everything you've been thinking with a smile and a retro rainbow. No confrontation, no over-explaining, no shrinking. Just you, cozy and confident, letting the shirt do the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e80\/20 cotton-poly blend, pre-shrunk and ultra-soft with a ribbed band for stretch and recovery. Not too heavy, not too thin - just the right amount of cozy for real life. Unisex sizing - order your usual size for a comfortable fit, or size up for that cozy, oversized look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003eTURNAROUND: 3-4 business days to make, then ships with tracking. CARE: Wash inside out, cold water, tumble dry low. No bleach or ironing directly on the design. RETURNS: Made to order means we don't typically accept returns, but if something arrives damaged or wrong, we'll make it right. Always.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eClothing that says it so you don't have to. Designed, hand-pressed, and shipped from our home studio in Illinois. 🍀 💚\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Clover Exchange","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Sage Green","offer_id":51515428831551,"sku":null,"price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dusty Rose","offer_id":51515428864319,"sku":null,"price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":51515385315647,"sku":null,"price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sage Green","offer_id":51515428897087,"sku":null,"price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dusty Rose","offer_id":51515428929855,"sku":null,"price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":51515385446719,"sku":null,"price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sage Green","offer_id":51515428962623,"sku":null,"price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dusty Rose","offer_id":51515428995391,"sku":null,"price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":51515385577791,"sku":null,"price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sage Green","offer_id":51515429028159,"sku":null,"price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dusty Rose","offer_id":51515429060927,"sku":null,"price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":51515385708863,"sku":null,"price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sage Green","offer_id":51515429093695,"sku":null,"price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dusty Rose","offer_id":51515429126463,"sku":null,"price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":51515385839935,"sku":null,"price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/0554\/2463\/files\/Meaner.Sage.SS.Model.1.png?v=1779646958","url":"https:\/\/thecloverexchangeshop.com\/products\/i-could-be-meaner-green-sweater","provider":"The Clover Exchange","version":"1.0","type":"link"}