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Sarcastic Funny Absolutely Not Sweatshirt for Women Tired of People-Pleasing

$34.95 USD

MADE TO ORDER - BECAUSE YOU'RE CLEARLY NOT BASIC.

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It's not a mood, it's a lifestyle.: Absolutely Not. This isn’t just another funny cozy crewneck — it’s your boundary-setting BFF. No long explanations, no fake smiles. Just a bold, sarcastic statement that helps you reclaim your confidence (and maybe save you from one more “yes” you didn’t want to give).

For Women who are done apologizing, sick of saying yes, and want their clothes to speak for them. Designed for those who crave more authenticity and less toxic positivity.

Throw it on with jeans, leggings, or your favorite sweats. Wherever you wear it, the message speaks volumes.

Why You’ll Love It:

  • Made Just for You (Not Print on Demand)– Each sweatshirt is handcrafted upon order, ensuring a unique, sustainable, and personalized piece every time.

  • Premium Comfort – Buttery-soft, cozy, and perfect for everyday wear.

  • Statement-Making – Bold lettering says exactly what you mean (without you saying a word).

  • Made to Last – Designed with durable quality so your “absolutely not” stays loud and clear, wash after wash.

EXCLUSIVE DESIGN FROM OUR HOME STUDIO

👕✨SWEATSHIRT DETAILS 👕✨
- Created upon order using a high-quality, soft, comfortable, unisex crewneck sweatshirt. 
- Sweatshirt is a 50/50 blend of cotton/polyester
- No bulky side seams for a great shape
- Durable double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
- Soft feel and reduced pilling
- Rib cuffs and bottom band with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery

⏳TURNAROUND TIME ⏳
- Our shop's products are designed and produced in-house by a small family business in Barrington, IL.
- Each sweatshirt is made per your specifications once the order is placed.
- You will receive tracking information when the sweatshirt is ready for shipping (3-4 business days).

🔁 RETURNS + EXCHANGES 💚
- Each piece is made to order—just for you! That means we typically don’t accept returns or exchanges.
💥 BUT if your item shows up damaged or something’s not right, reach out and we’ll do our best to make it better.
✅ Double-check your size, color, and shipping info before checking out.
🛑 Cancellations can only be made before production begins (typically within 1 business day). We appreciate your understanding!

🧺🌀CARING FOR YOUR HANDMADE CLOTHING🧺🌀
- Wash inside out in cold water
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not bleach, dry-clean, or iron directly on the design.

PLEASE NOTE: Actual colors may vary slightly from the listing photo as computer monitors and phone screens can display colors differently.

 🍀 CLOTHING THAT SAYS IT SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO.

MADE IN THE USA.

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🙏💚 THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING OUR SMALL BUSINESS.

Shipping Policy:

  • We ship to all locations in the United States.
  • Local pick-up is available by selecting "Pick-up in Store" when checking out.
  • Orders are typically processed and shipped within 3-4 business days.
  • Shipping rates will vary based on the size and weight of the item(s) and the destination.
  • Expedited shipping options are available for an additional cost.
  • You will receive an email when your order is shipped.

🔁 RETURNS + EXCHANGES 💚
- Each piece is made to order—just for you! That means we typically don’t accept returns or exchanges.
💥 BUT if your item shows up damaged or something’s not right, reach out and we’ll do our best to make it better.
✅ Double-check your size, color, and shipping info before checking out.
🛑 Cancellations can only be made before production begins (typically within 1 business day). We appreciate your understanding!

We don’t just make shirts & gifts—we make statements. And we stand behind every single one. If your order isn’t living up to the hype (rare, but hey—it happens), we’ll fix it. Because you deserve to feel fabulous, comfy, and slightly unbothered at all times. Got an issue? Let us know—we’ve got you.

  • Each piece is made to order—just for you! That means we don’t typically accept returns or exchanges.
  • BUT if your item shows up damaged or something’s not right, reach out and we’ll do our best to make it better.
  • Double-check your size, color, and shipping info before checking out.
  • Cancellations can only be made before production begins (typically within 1 business day). We appreciate your understanding!
Order within the next 23 hours 11 minutes to receive it. Estimated delivery is between Friday, 29 Aug and Friday, 05 Sep.
Person wearing a beige sweatshirt with 'Slow mornings club' text, holding a coffee cup.
Beige sweatshirt with 'Absolutely Not' text on a white background

CARING FOR YOUR HANDMADE

🧺🌀CARING FOR YOUR HANDMADE CLOTHING

- Wash inside out in cold water
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not bleach, dry-clean, or iron directly on the design.

⏳TURNAROUND TIME ⏳

- Our shop's products are designed and produced in-house by a small family business in Barrington, IL.
- Each sweatshirt is made per your specifications once the order is placed.
- You will receive tracking information when the sweatshirt is ready for shipping (3-4 business days).

Person wearing a pink sweatshirt with 'homebody' text, holding a mug.
Person wearing a black sweatshirt with 'protecting my peace' text in pink.


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Sarcastic Funny Absolutely Not Sweatshirt for Women Tired of People-Pleasing

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