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Absolutely Not Sweatshirt

$32.95 USD

MADE TO ORDER - BECAUSE YOU'RE CLEARLY NOT BASIC.

Absolutely Not Sweatshirt | Absolutely Not Tee | Absolutely not shirt | Sarcastic shirt | Funny shirt | Mom gift | girls gift | teacher gift | Mom sweatshirt | Boundaries shirt | Mother's Day

For the days when your face says it all—but your sweatshirt says it louder. This cozy, no-nonsense classic is perfect for setting boundaries without saying a word. Whether it’s unsolicited opinions, bad vibes, or yet another group chat—you already know the answer.

Handmade with a meticulous eye for detail, The Clover's gifts and apparel are perfect for everyday fun, unique gift-giving, and all of life's celebrations. Thank you for supporting our small business!

Available in a cozy oversized sweatshirt in multiple colors.
- Sweatshirt color options: Dark green, black, sand, Indigo blue, pink, red, or white

Why you'll love it:

Soft, high-quality fabric that's breathable and comfy

Perfect for yourself or that one friend who needs help saying no without actually saying it - birthdays, Mother's Day, or any occasion that calls for a resounding NO.

Unisex fit — flattering for all body types

Made to order for a personal touch, ensuring sustainability and exclusivity—no mass production, no waste.

**SWEATSHIRT DETAILS**
- Created upon order using a high-quality, soft, comfortable, unisex crewneck sweatshirt. 
- Sweatshirt is a 50/50 blend of cotton/polyester
- No bulky side seams for a great shape
- Durable double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
- Soft feel and reduced pilling
- Rib cuffs and bottom band with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery

**HOW TO ORDER**

  • Select your size
  • Select your color choice.
  • PLEASE NOTE: Actual colors may vary slightly from the listing photo as computer monitors and phone screens can display colors differently.

**TURN AROUND TIME**
- Our shop's products are designed and produced in-house by a small family business in Barrington, IL.
- Each sweatshirt or shirt is made per your specifications once the order is placed.
- You will receive tracking information when the sweatshirt is ready for shipping (3-5 business days).

**CARING FOR YOUR HANDMADE CLOTHING**
- Wash inside out in cold water
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not bleach, dry-clean, or iron directly on the design.

Thanks for stopping by and checking us out—we’re so glad you’re here and truly appreciate you considering a small biz like ours. 🙏

Shipping Policy:

  • We ship to all locations in the United States.
  • Local pick-up is available by selecting "Pick-up" when checking out.
  • Orders are typically processed and shipped within 3-5 business days.
  • Shipping rates will vary based on the size and weight of the item(s) and the destination.
  • Expedited shipping options are available for an additional cost.
  • You will receive an email when your order is shipped.

We don’t just make shirts & gifts—we make statements. And we stand behind every single one. If your order isn’t living up to the hype (rare, but hey—it happens), we’ll fix it. Because you deserve to feel fabulous, comfy, and slightly unbothered at all times. Got an issue? Let us know—we’ve got you.

Order within the next 23 hours 11 minutes to receive it. Estimated delivery is between Friday, 23 May and Friday, 30 May.
  • Clothing That Says It So You Don't Have To

Absolutely Not Sweatshirt | Absolutely Not Tee | Absolutely not shirt | Sarcastic shirt | Funny shirt | Mom gift | girls gift | teacher gift | Mom sweatshirt | Boundaries shirt | Mother's Day

For the days when your face says it all—but your sweatshirt says it louder. This cozy, no-nonsense classic is perfect for setting boundaries without saying a word. Whether it’s unsolicited opinions, bad vibes, or yet another group chat—you already know the answer.

Handmade with a meticulous eye for detail, The Clover's gifts and apparel are perfect for everyday fun, unique gift-giving, and all of life's celebrations. Thank you for supporting our small business!

Available in a cozy oversized sweatshirt in multiple colors.
- Sweatshirt color options: Dark green, black, sand, Indigo blue, pink, red, or white

Why you'll love it:

Soft, high-quality fabric that's breathable and comfy

Perfect for yourself or that one friend who needs help saying no without actually saying it - birthdays, Mother's Day, or any occasion that calls for a resounding NO.

Unisex fit — flattering for all body types

Made to order for a personal touch, ensuring sustainability and exclusivity—no mass production, no waste.

**SWEATSHIRT DETAILS**
- Created upon order using a high-quality, soft, comfortable, unisex crewneck sweatshirt. 
- Sweatshirt is a 50/50 blend of cotton/polyester
- No bulky side seams for a great shape
- Durable double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
- Soft feel and reduced pilling
- Rib cuffs and bottom band with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery

**HOW TO ORDER**

  • Select your size
  • Select your color choice.
  • PLEASE NOTE: Actual colors may vary slightly from the listing photo as computer monitors and phone screens can display colors differently.

**TURN AROUND TIME**
- Our shop's products are designed and produced in-house by a small family business in Barrington, IL.
- Each sweatshirt or shirt is made per your specifications once the order is placed.
- You will receive tracking information when the sweatshirt is ready for shipping (3-5 business days).

**CARING FOR YOUR HANDMADE CLOTHING**
- Wash inside out in cold water
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not bleach, dry-clean, or iron directly on the design.

Thanks for stopping by and checking us out—we’re so glad you’re here and truly appreciate you considering a small biz like ours. 🙏

Shipping

Shipping Policy:

  • We ship to all locations within the United States and internationally.
  • Orders are typically processed and shipped within 2-3 business days.
  • Shipping rates will vary based on the size and weight of the item(s) and the destination.
  • Expedited shipping options are available for an additional cost.

We cannot guarantee any profits or increases in conversion rates, as these outcomes are dependent on many external and internal factors that are not under our direct control. However, we are committed to providing our clients with the best possible eCommerce website design and development services, and we will work closely with you to ensure that your website is optimized for success. We also offer ongoing support and maintenance services to help you manage and grow your online business over time.

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