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50th Birthday Tee - Five-Oh Tee

$30.00 USD

Fifty. No exclamation point required.

Clean, confident, and straight to the point, just like the woman wearing it.

The Five-Oh Tee is for turning 50 without the clichés, the fuss, or pretending you suddenly feel different because the cake has a five and a zero on it. Printed on a premium Comfort Colors tee with that soft, lived-in feel from the very first wear, this is a birthday shirt you'll actually want to keep wearing after the birthday is over.

Because fifty isn't old. It's earned.

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Pick Your Mood

White: Clean, crisp, and straight to the point.
Espresso: Rich, understated, and slightly more sophisticated than the decisions you made at 25.
Chambray: Soft blue, easygoing, and very much not having a crisis about the number.
Pepper Black: Faded, lived-in, and effortlessly cool. Much like Gen X itself.
Green: Fresh, bold, and proof that fifty doesn't require neutrals.
Berry: A little color, a little attitude, and absolutely no intention of fading into the background.

Also available as a Cozy Sweatshirt -  because some days call for more.

Colors may vary slightly depending on your screen display.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Premium Comfort Colors tee with that soft, lived-in feel
  • Clean Five-Oh graphic that celebrates 50 without screaming BIRTHDAY SHIRT
  • Six colors to match however you're feeling about the milestone
  • Easy to wear long after the candles have been blown out
  • Designed and hand-pressed by me in Barrington, Illinois

Fit + Feel

Made from Comfort Colors 1717, a premium 6.1 oz. 100% ringspun cotton tee that's soft-washed and garment-dyed for that perfectly lived-in feel.

The relaxed unisex fit is comfortable without being oversized. Order your usual size for an easy everyday fit, or size down if you prefer something more fitted. Please refer to the size chart in the graphics for exact measurements.

Keep It Looking Great

Machine wash cold, inside out, and tumble dry low. Avoid bleach and ironing directly on the design.

One Last Thing...

You made it through five decades. You don't need balloons, a sash, or a shirt covered in jokes about being over the hill.

Five-Oh. That's it. That's the statement.

  • Every Clover Exchange order is designed, hand-pressed, and packaged in our Illinois studio.
  • Orders are typically processed and shipped within 3-4 business days & you'll receive tracking info as soon as your order ships.
  • Local pick-up is available by selecting "Pickup" when checking out.

We make statements & and we stand behind them.

If something’s not right, we’ll fix it. Simple as that.

Each piece is made to order - just for you! If the size, color, or design isn’t quite right, eligible unworn items can be exchanged within 14 days of delivery.

  • If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, reach out and we’ll make it right.
  • Please double-check your size, color, and shipping information before checking out.
  • Because our pieces are made to order, we don’t offer refunds for fit, color, design preference, or a change of mind.

DESIGNED & HAND-PRESSED IN ILLINOIS. NEVER PRINT-ON-DEMAND.

Order within the next 23 hours 11 minutes to receive it. Estimated delivery is between Wednesday, 23 Sep and Wednesday, 30 Sep.

KEEP IT LOOKING GREAT

- Wash inside out in cold water
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.



A styled flat-lay of a sage green t-shirt with 'five-oh' printed in white script across the chest, paired with light-wash blue jeans and white sneakers on a beige fabric background.

50th Birthday Tee - Five-Oh Tee

$30.00

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