'Absolutely Not' Bold Script Sweatshirt

Does the Absolutely Not sweatshirt run true to size?

Yes. It's a relaxed unisex fit, so your usual size gives you an easy everyday fit, and sizing up one gives you a roomier, oversized look. It comes in S–3XL, and the size chart is in the product photos. Sizing is the one thing we're flexible about.

What is the Absolutely Not sweatshirt made of?

It's a 50% cotton / 50% polyester fleece with a soft, brushed interior. Warm enough for a cold Saturday, sturdy enough to survive a lot of declined invitations.

Which color of this women's crewneck sweatshirt should I pick?

Sand and Graphite Heather are the easy neutrals, and Coastal and Light Pink add color. All four have the same bold black script, so the message comes through on every one.

Is this a good gift for women under $50?

Yes. It's $49, and it's an easy pick for the friend, sister or coworker who's finally done overcommitting. They'll know exactly why you chose it.

How long does the Absolutely Not sweatshirt take to ship?

Each one is made to order and ships within 3–5 business days, and you'll get tracking as soon as it's on its way. Worth the wait, unlike most plans.

Can I return or exchange my Absolutely Not sweatshirt?

Each sweatshirt is made to order, so refunds aren’t offered for fit, color or a change of mind. Eligible unworn items can be exchanged within 14 days of delivery, and if yours arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, reach out and we’ll make it right. Double-checking your size first is the easiest boundary you’ll set all week.