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'Absolutely Not' Vintage Graphic Sweatshirt

$48.00 USD

For when “no” feels like it leaves a little too much room for negotiation.

The Vintage Absolutely Not Sweatshirt delivers the message with a little retro attitude and absolutely no follow-up questions required. Soft, cozy, and available in Ivory or Green because boundaries can still have a color palette.

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Pick Your Mood

IVORY
Soft, neutral, and deceptively pleasant. Dark charcoal lettering and pink stripes do the talking for you.

GREEN
Rich, bold, and slightly less approachable. Cream lettering and pink stripes make this one especially good.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Soft, cozy fleece you'll reach for constantly
  • Relaxed unisex fit that's comfortable without feeling sloppy
  • Distressed vintage-inspired graphic
  • Soft pink stripe detail for an unexpected pop of color
  • Easy to pair with jeans, leggings, or your favorite excuse for staying home
  • Designed and hand-pressed by me in Barrington, Illinois

Fit + Feel

Made from a soft 50/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend with a cozy interior and relaxed unisex fit. Order your usual size for an easy everyday fit, or size up for a roomier, oversized look. Please refer to size chart in the graphics for exact measurements.

Keep It Looking Great

Machine wash cold, inside out, and tumble dry low. Avoid bleach and ironing directly on the design.

One Last Thing...

You don’t need a reason. You don’t need an excuse. And you definitely don’t need a five-paragraph explanation.

Absolutely not is a complete sentence.

  • Every Clover Exchange order is designed, hand-pressed, and packaged in our Illinois studio.
  • Orders are typically processed and shipped within 3-4 business days & you'll receive tracking info as soon as your order ships.
  • Local pick-up is available by selecting "Pickup" when checking out.

We make statements & and we stand behind them.

If something’s not right, we’ll fix it. Simple as that.

  • Each piece is made to order - just for you! That means we don’t typically accept returns.
  • BUT if your item shows up damaged or something’s not right, reach out and we’ll do our best to make it better.
  • Double-check your size, color, and shipping info before checking out.

DESIGNED & HAND-PRESSED IN ILLINOIS. NEVER PRINT-ON-DEMAND.

Order within the next 23 hours 11 minutes to receive it. Estimated delivery is between Friday, 28 Aug and Friday, 04 Sep.

KEEP IT LOOKING GREAT

- Wash inside out in cold water
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.



An off-white crewneck sweatshirt with a graphic print reading 'ABSOLUTELY Not.' in dark gray with pink accent lines, styled in a flat lay with blue jeans, white sneakers, and a sprig of green eucalyptus on a light gray background.

'Absolutely Not' Vintage Graphic Sweatshirt

$48.00

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