'Clean Eating, Dirty Martini' Crewneck

Name: 'Clean Eating, Dirty Martini' Crewneck
Brand: The Clover Exchange
Price: 44.0 USD
Availability: InStock

$44.00 USD

We believe in balance. Greens in the salad. Olives in the martini. 🍸

The Clean Eating, Dirty Martini Sweatshirt is for women who take their wellness seriously...but not that seriously. Soft, cozy, and made for everything from Saturday errands to a 5 p.m. reservation with an extra-dirty martini waiting at the other end.

Because a green juice and happy hour can absolutely coexist.

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Pick Your Mood

BLACK: Extra dirty. Sleek, classic, and always ready for cocktail hour.

SAND: Clean-ish. Neutral, easygoing, and trying very hard to remember to drink some water.

OLIVE GREEN: The obvious choice. Greens in the salad. Olives in the martini. Balance.

Why You’ll Love It

Soft fleece interior you'll want to live in
Relaxed unisex fit that's made for everyday comfort
Made to hold up wash after wash
Designed, hand-pressed, and packaged in Barrington, Illinois
Perfect for martini lovers who believe wellness should leave a little room for happy hour

Fit + Feel

A classic relaxed unisex fit made from a soft 50/50 cotton-polyester blend. The 8 oz. fleece is cozy without feeling overly bulky.

Stick with your usual size for an easy, relaxed fit or size up if you prefer a roomier, oversized look.

Keep It Looking Great

Treat it well, and it'll be your favorite sweatshirt for years. Machine wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low, and avoid bleach or ironing directly on the design.

🍀 One Last Thing 🍀

Eat the salad. Take the walk. Drink the water.

Order the martini. Extra dirty. 🍸

Every Clover Exchange order is designed, hand-pressed, and packaged in our Illinois studio.
Orders are typically processed and shipped within 3-4 business days & you'll receive tracking info as soon as your order ships.
Local pick-up is available by selecting "Pickup" when checking out.

We make statements & and we stand behind them.

If something’s not right, we’ll fix it. Simple as that.

Each piece is made to order - just for you! If the size, color, or design isn’t quite right, eligible unworn items can be exchanged within 14 days of delivery.

If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, reach out and we’ll make it right.
Please double-check your size, color, and shipping information before checking out.
Because our pieces are made to order, we don’t offer refunds for fit, color, design preference, or a change of mind.

DESIGNED & HAND-PRESSED IN ILLINOIS. NEVER PRINT-ON-DEMAND.

Order within the next 23 hours 11 minutes to receive it. Estimated delivery is between Wednesday, 23 Sep and Wednesday, 30 Sep.

KEEP IT LOOKING GREAT

- Wash inside out in cold water
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.

Why Chose? Snag Two...

One to wear, one to gift (or hoard, no judgment).

A black crewneck sweatshirt with the text 'clean eating. dirty martini.

'Clean Eating, Dirty Martini' Crewneck

$44.00

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