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WTF: Whiskey Turkey Family Thanksgiving Pullover

$49.00 USD

This funny Thanksgiving sweatshirt has the whole holiday covered in three words. Pour accordingly.

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Pick Your Mood

Sand: Warm, neutral and calm, the color of a woman who brought her own bottle and isn’t sharing.
Brown Savana: Rich, deep and a little smoky, the color of a pour that’s been sitting long enough to mean it.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Says exactly what Thanksgiving is about, so you don’t have to say it out loud at the table
  • Soft, cozy crewneck that handles hosting, carving, and a long afternoon of “so what are you doing now?”
  • One of the few funny drinking shirts made for the whiskey girl. Wine doesn’t get every holiday.
  • Easy with jeans and boots, or leggings for the drive home
  • A great gift for the sister, friend or mother-in-law who keeps a bottle of bourbon “for emergencies”

Fit + Feel

  • Premium 80% cotton / 20% polyester blend
  • Extra-soft, cozy fleece interior
  • Relaxed unisex fit: order your usual size for an easy everyday fit, or size up for a roomier oversized look
  • Professionally printed for long-lasting wear
  • Available in sizes S–3XL

Made Just for You

Every sweatshirt is made to order and ships within 3–5 business days.

Keep It Looking Great

Machine wash cold inside out. Tumble dry low and avoid ironing directly on the design.

One Last Thing…
Grace is said once. The whiskey gets poured twice.

  • Every Clover Exchange order is designed, hand-pressed, and packaged in our Illinois studio.
  • Orders are typically processed and shipped within 3-5 business days & you'll receive tracking info as soon as your order ships.
  • Local pick-up is available by selecting "Pickup" when checking out.

We make statements & and we stand behind them.

If something’s not right, we’ll fix it. Simple as that.

Each piece is made to order - just for you! If the size, color, or design isn’t quite right, eligible unworn items can be exchanged within 14 days of delivery.

  • If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, reach out and we’ll make it right.
  • Please double-check your size, color, and shipping information before checking out.
  • Because our pieces are made to order, we don’t offer refunds for fit, color, design preference, or a change of mind.

Does the WTF funny Thanksgiving sweatshirt run true to size?

Yes. It’s a relaxed unisex fit, so your usual size gives you an easy everyday fit. Size up one for a roomier, oversized look, which leaves room for seconds. Sizes run S–3XL.

What does WTF stand for on this Thanksgiving sweatshirt?

Whiskey, turkey, family. The three things that get you through the day, in whatever order works for you.

What is this women’s crewneck sweatshirt made of?

A premium 80% cotton / 20% polyester blend with a soft fleece interior. It’s softer and more breathable than a standard sweatshirt, which matters around hour three at the in-laws’.

Is there a wine version of the WTF funny Thanksgiving sweatshirt?

Yes. The WTF: Wine Turkey Family sweatshirt has the same idea for the wine drinker. Some households need both.

Which color should I get, sand or brown?

Sand is the lighter neutral that goes with everything. Brown Savana is darker and more fall, and it hides gravy better.

Is this funny drinking sweatshirt a good gift for women under $50?

Yes. It’s a funny Thanksgiving gift for women under $50, made for the friend who’d rather pour a bourbon than open a chardonnay. Hostess gift, sister gift, or a gift for yourself.

How long does the Thanksgiving sweatshirt take to ship?

Every sweatshirt is made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Order early if you want it on before the turkey comes out.

Can I return or exchange my WTF Whiskey Turkey Family sweatshirt?

Each sweatshirt is made to order, so refunds aren’t offered for fit, color, design preference or a change of mind. Eligible unworn items can be exchanged within 14 days of delivery. If yours arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, reach out and we’ll make it right.

DESIGNED & HAND-PRESSED IN ILLINOIS. NEVER PRINT-ON-DEMAND.

Order within the next 23 hours 11 minutes to receive it. Estimated delivery is between Saturday, 14 Nov and Saturday, 21 Nov.

KEEP IT LOOKING GREAT

- Wash inside out in cold water
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.

Why Chose? Snag Two...

One to wear, one to gift (or hoard, no judgment).

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