ABSOLUTELY NOT: TWO WORDS, ONE BOLD MOOD.
The Absolutely Not sweatshirt is a sarcastic shirt with just the right dose of humor—perfect as a funny statement sweatshirt, gift for her, or humorous statement shirt that says what you’re thinking without saying a word. Just as cozy and long-lasting as it is trendy.
🎁 Makes a hilarious gift for her—your sassiest friend, your sister who’s over it, or yourself (because you’ve earned this level of chill).
Made to order for a personal touch, ensuring sustainability and exclusivity—no mass production, no waste. Available in Sand, White, Blue, or Black.
PLEASE NOTE: Actual colors may vary slightly from the listing photo as computer monitors and phone screens can display colors differently.
✨ Why You’ll Love It:
✔️ Made Just for You – Each sweatshirt is handcrafted upon order, ensuring a unique and personalized piece every time.
✔️ Premium Comfort – Soft, cozy, and perfect for everyday wear.
✔️ Statement-Making – Bold lettering says exactly what you mean.
✔️ Made to Last - Crafted with quality materials and durable printing, made to last through countless wears, washes, and adventures.
**EXCLUSIVE DESIGN FROM OUR HOME STUDIO**
👕✨SWEATSHIRT DETAILS 👕✨
- Created upon order using a high-quality, soft, comfortable, unisex crewneck sweatshirt.
- Sweatshirt is a 50/50 blend of cotton/polyester
- No bulky side seams for a great shape
- Durable double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
- Soft feel and reduced pilling
- Rib cuffs and bottom band with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
⏳TURNAROUND TIME ⏳
- Our shop's products are designed and produced in-house by a small family business in Barrington, IL.
- Each sweatshirt is made per your specifications once the order is placed.
- You will receive tracking information when the sweatshirt is ready for shipping (3-4 business days).
🔁 RETURNS + EXCHANGES 💚
- Each piece is made to order—just for you! That means we typically don’t accept returns or exchanges.
💥 BUT if your item shows up damaged or something’s not right, reach out and we’ll do our best to make it better.
✅ Double-check your size, color, and shipping info before checking out.
🛑 Cancellations can only be made before production begins (typically within 1 business day). We appreciate your understanding!
🧺🌀CARING FOR YOUR HANDMADE CLOTHING🧺🌀
- Wash inside out in cold water
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not bleach, dry-clean, or iron directly on the design.
🍀 CLOTHING THAT SAYS IT SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
MADE IN THE USA.
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🙏💚 THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING OUR SMALL BUSINESS.
