Pop the cork and pour the laughs with our Corks Are for Quitters sweatshirt — a must-have for wine lovers with a sense of humor. This cozy, bold, and ridiculously soft sweatshirt pairs perfectly with a glass of your favorite vintage and a side of sarcasm. Designed for comfort and conversation, it’s the ideal piece for casual nights in, wine tastings, or girls’ night with your fellow vino enthusiasts.
Made for those who appreciate bold statements and a good laugh, this funny and humorous sweatshirt is the perfect gift for her — whether it’s for a birthday, holiday, or just because she deserves something as witty as she is. With its premium fabric and lasting print, it’s sure to be your go-to for both style and comfort.
Made to order for a personal touch, ensuring sustainability and exclusivity—no mass production, no waste. A cozy oversized sweatshirt available in four color choices: Maroon, Charcoal, Black, or Sand.
✨ Why You’ll Love It:
✔️ Made Just for You – Each sweatshirt is handcrafted upon order, ensuring a unique and personalized piece every time.
✔️ Premium Comfort – Soft, cozy, and perfect for everyday wear.
✔️ Statement-Making – Bold lettering says exactly what you mean.
✔️ Made to Last - Crafted with quality materials and durable printing, made to last through countless wears, washes, and good-luck adventures
PLEASE NOTE: Actual colors may vary slightly from the listing photo as computer monitors and phone screens can display colors differently.
👕✨SWEATSHIRT DETAILS 👕✨
- Created upon order using a high-quality, soft, comfortable, unisex crewneck sweatshirt.
- Sweatshirt is a 50/50 blend of cotton/polyester
- No bulky side seams for a great shape
- Durable double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
- Soft feel and reduced pilling
- Rib cuffs and bottom band with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
⏳TURNAROUND TIME ⏳
- Our shop's products are designed and produced in-house by a small family business in Barrington, IL.
- Each sweatshirt is made per your specifications once the order is placed.
- You will receive tracking information when the sweatshirt is ready for shipping (3-4 business days).
🔁 RETURNS + EXCHANGES 💚
- Each piece is made to order—just for you! That means we typically don’t accept returns or exchanges.
💥 BUT if your item shows up damaged or something’s not right, reach out and we’ll do our best to make it better.
✅ Double-check your size, color, and shipping info before checking out.
🛑 Cancellations can only be made before production begins (typically within 1 business day). We appreciate your understanding!
🧺🌀CARING FOR YOUR HANDMADE CLOTHING🧺🌀
- Wash inside out in cold water
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not bleach, dry-clean, or iron directly on the design.
🍀 CLOTHING THAT SAYS IT SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
MADE IN THE USA.
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