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Literally Can't Even Sweatshirt

$34.95 USD

MADE TO ORDER - BECAUSE YOU'RE CLEARLY NOT BASIC.

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Literally Can’t Even Sweatshirt
For the days when your last nerve has already clocked out. This funny, graphic sweatshirt says it so you don’t have to—sarcastic, dramatic, and 100% done (with style). Super soft and effortlessly expressive, it's your go-to for surviving the nonsense with minimal effort.

A great gift for moms, sisters, besties, birthdays, holidays, and for anyone that is silently screaming in style.

Created using a super-soft cozy unisex-sized sweatshirt in Charcoal Gray or Pink.

PLEASE NOTE: Actual colors may vary slightly from the listing photo as computer monitors and phone screens can display colors differently.

👕✨SWEATSHIRT DETAILS 👕✨
- Created upon order using a high-quality, soft, comfortable, unisex crewneck sweatshirt. 
- Sweatshirt is a 50/50 blend of cotton/polyester
- No bulky side seams for a great shape
- Durable double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
- Soft feel and reduced pilling
- Rib cuffs and bottom band with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery

⏳TURNAROUND TIME ⏳
- Our shop's products are designed and produced in-house by a small family business in Barrington, IL.
- Each sweatshirt is made per your specifications once the order is placed.
- You will receive tracking information when the sweatshirt is ready for shipping (3-4 business days).

🔁 RETURNS + EXCHANGES 💚
- Each piece is made to order—just for you! That means we typically don’t accept returns or exchanges.
💥 BUT if your item shows up damaged or something’s not right, reach out and we’ll do our best to make it better.
✅ Double-check your size, color, and shipping info before checking out.
🛑 Cancellations can only be made before production begins (typically within 1 business day). We appreciate your understanding!

🧺🌀CARING FOR YOUR HANDMADE CLOTHING🧺🌀
- Wash inside out in cold water
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not bleach, dry-clean, or iron directly on the design.

 🍀 CLOTHING THAT SAYS IT SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO.

MADE IN THE USA.

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🙏💚 THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING OUR SMALL BUSINESS.

Shipping Policy:

  • We ship to all locations in the United States.
  • Local pick-up is available by selecting "Pick-up in Store" when checking out.
  • Orders are typically processed and shipped within 3-4 business days.
  • Shipping rates will vary based on the size and weight of the item(s) and the destination.
  • Expedited shipping options are available for an additional cost.
  • You will receive an email when your order is shipped.

🔁 RETURNS + EXCHANGES 💚
- Each piece is made to order—just for you! That means we typically don’t accept returns or exchanges.
💥 BUT if your item shows up damaged or something’s not right, reach out and we’ll do our best to make it better.
✅ Double-check your size, color, and shipping info before checking out.
🛑 Cancellations can only be made before production begins (typically within 1 business day). We appreciate your understanding!

We don’t just make shirts & gifts—we make statements. And we stand behind every single one. If your order isn’t living up to the hype (rare, but hey—it happens), we’ll fix it. Because you deserve to feel fabulous, comfy, and slightly unbothered at all times. Got an issue? Let us know—we’ve got you.

  • Each piece is made to order—just for you! That means we don’t typically accept returns or exchanges.
  • BUT if your item shows up damaged or something’s not right, reach out and we’ll do our best to make it better.
  • Double-check your size, color, and shipping info before checking out.
  • Cancellations can only be made before production begins (typically within 1 business day). We appreciate your understanding!
Order within the next 23 hours 11 minutes to receive it. Estimated delivery is between Tuesday, 26 Aug and Tuesday, 02 Sep.
Person wearing a beige sweatshirt with 'Slow mornings club' text, holding a coffee cup.
Beige sweatshirt with 'Absolutely Not' text on a white background

CARING FOR YOUR HANDMADE

🧺🌀CARING FOR YOUR HANDMADE CLOTHING

- Wash inside out in cold water
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not bleach, dry-clean, or iron directly on the design.

⏳TURNAROUND TIME ⏳

- Our shop's products are designed and produced in-house by a small family business in Barrington, IL.
- Each sweatshirt is made per your specifications once the order is placed.
- You will receive tracking information when the sweatshirt is ready for shipping (3-4 business days).

Person wearing a pink sweatshirt with 'homebody' text, holding a mug.
Person wearing a black sweatshirt with 'protecting my peace' text in pink.

Why Chose? Snag Two...

One to wear, one to gift (or hoard, no judgment).

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