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Absolutely Not Shirt

$21.95 USD

MADE TO ORDER - BECAUSE YOU'RE CLEARLY NOT BASIC.

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YOUR NEW FAVORITE PHRASE IN T-SHIRT FORM: Absolutely Not.

This bold, graphic shirt is the perfect uniform for recovering people-pleasers, professional boundary-setters, and anyone who’s done saying yes when they mean nope. With a comfy, oversized fit and sarcastic charm, it’s equal parts sassy & trendy.

Funny, relatable, and just a little bit spicy, this shirt makes a hilarious gift for your sassiest friend — or for yourself (because you’re done being the yes-girl). Great for holiday gifting, birthday surprises, or casual reminders that you’re not available for nonsense today.

Available in a Comfort Colors unisex sizing 100% cotton tee (we also have a super-soft, cozy unisex-sized sweatshirt, see listing for sweatshirt).

🌎 Made to order for a personal touch—no mass production, no waste, ensuring sustainability and exclusivity—Available in Light Blue, Green, Pepper, or Berry.

PLEASE NOTE: Actual colors may vary slightly from the listing photo as computer monitors and phone screens can display colors differently.

✨ WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT ✨
✔️ Made Just for You – Each shirt is handcrafted upon order, ensuring a unique and personalized piece every time.
✔️ Premium Comfort – Soft, comfy, and perfect for everyday wear.
🌴Statement-Making – Saying NO has never looked this good.
✔️ Made to Last - Crafted with quality materials and durable printing, made to last through countless wears, washes, and good-luck adventures. 

🎨 EXCLUSIVE DESIGN FROM OUR 🏡 HOME STUDIO.

 👕 COMFORT COLORS SHIRT DETAILS 💚
☁️ 6.1 oz., pre-shrunk 100% ringspun cotton
🌈 Soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric for that lived-in feel
🧵 Twill label (aka no scratchy nonsense)
👕 Set-in sleeves for a classic fit
✨ Double-needle stitching on neck, sleeves & hem = built to last
➡️ Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for added structure

⏳TURNAROUND TIME ⏳
- Our shop's products are designed and produced in-house by a small family business in Barrington, IL.
- Each shirt is made per your specifications once the order is placed.
- You will receive tracking information when the sweatshirt is ready for shipping (3-4 business days).

🔁 RETURNS + EXCHANGES 💚
- Each piece is made to order—just for you! That means we typically don’t accept returns or exchanges.
💥 BUT if your item shows up damaged or something’s not right, reach out and we’ll do our best to make it better.
✅ Double-check your size, color, and shipping info before checking out.
🛑 Cancellations can only be made before production begins (typically within 1 business day). We appreciate your understanding!

🧺🌀CARING FOR YOUR HANDMADE CLOTHING🧺🌀
- Wash inside out in cold water
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not bleach, dry-clean, or iron directly on the design.

 🍀 CLOTHING THAT SAYS IT SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO 🍀

MADE IN THE USA.

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🙏💚 THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING OUR SMALL BUSINESS.

Shipping Policy:

  • We ship to all locations in the United States.
  • Local pick-up is available by selecting "Pick-up in Store" when checking out.
  • Orders are typically processed and shipped within 3-4 business days.
  • Shipping rates will vary based on the size and weight of the item(s) and the destination.
  • Expedited shipping options are available for an additional cost.
  • You will receive an email when your order is shipped.

🔁 RETURNS + EXCHANGES 💚
- Each piece is made to order—just for you! That means we typically don’t accept returns or exchanges.
💥 BUT if your item shows up damaged or something’s not right, reach out and we’ll do our best to make it better.
✅ Double-check your size, color, and shipping info before checking out.
🛑 Cancellations can only be made before production begins (typically within 1 business day). We appreciate your understanding!

We don’t just make shirts & gifts—we make statements. And we stand behind every single one. If your order isn’t living up to the hype (rare, but hey—it happens), we’ll fix it. Because you deserve to feel fabulous, comfy, and slightly unbothered at all times. Got an issue? Let us know—we’ve got you.

  • Each piece is made to order—just for you! That means we don’t typically accept returns or exchanges.
  • BUT if your item shows up damaged or something’s not right, reach out and we’ll do our best to make it better.
  • Double-check your size, color, and shipping info before checking out.
  • Cancellations can only be made before production begins (typically within 1 business day). We appreciate your understanding!
Order within the next 23 hours 11 minutes to receive it. Estimated delivery is between Friday, 15 Aug and Friday, 22 Aug.
Person wearing a green sweatshirt with 'IRISH' and a clover design.
Person wearing a white sweatshirt with 'IRISH' and a clover graphic.

CARING FOR YOUR HANDMADE

🧺🌀CARING FOR YOUR HANDMADE CLOTHING

- Wash inside out in cold water
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not bleach, dry-clean, or iron directly on the design.

⏳TURNAROUND TIME ⏳

- Our shop's products are designed and produced in-house by a small family business in Barrington, IL.
- Each sweatshirt is made per your specifications once the order is placed.
- You will receive tracking information when the sweatshirt is ready for shipping (3-4 business days).

Person wearing a brown t-shirt with '1995 Vintage' design, holding a plaid jacket.
Person wearing a brown t-shirt with '1995 Vintage' design, holding a plaid jacket.


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