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Espresso Yourself Sweatshirt - Funny Coffee and Martini Lover Pullover

$39.00 USD

MADE TO ORDER - BECAUSE YOU'RE CLEARLY NOT BASIC.

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For those who speak fluent espresso martini.
Our Espresso Yourself sweatshirt is your new go-to for brunches, girls’ nights, and nights you swear you’ll just have one drink. Soft, cozy, and hand-pressed to order, this crewneck delivers equal parts caffeine and confidence.

Whether you’re sipping espresso or shaking martinis, it’s the perfect mix of comfort and sass — just like you.

🎁 Makes the ultimate gift for her—whether she’s a cocktail queen, a coffee lover, or just appreciates a cheeky twist on everyday style.

Made to order for a personal touch, ensuring sustainability and exclusivity—no mass production, no waste. Handcrafted on demand, not print-on-demand. Available in Black, White, or Sand. PLEASE NOTE: Actual colors may vary slightly from the listing photo as computer monitors and phone screens can display colors differently.

✨ Why You’ll Love It:
✔️ Made Just for You, No Print on Demand – Each shirt is handcrafted upon order, ensuring a unique and personalized piece every time.
✔️ Premium Comfort – Soft, cozy, and perfect for everyday wear.
✔️ Statement-Making – Espresso Yourself in Style
✔️ Made to Last - Crafted with quality materials and durable printing, made to last through countless wears, washes, and adventures.

👕✨SWEATSHIRT DETAILS 👕✨
- Unisex sizing, 50/50 blend of pre-shrunk cotton/polyester
- 8 oz. weight with no bulky side seams for a great shape
- Ultra-soft, cozy interior; bottom band with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery

🧺🌀CARING FOR YOUR HANDMADE CLOTHING🧺🌀
- Wash inside out in cold water, tumble dry on low heat
- Do not bleach, dry-clean, or iron directly on the design

⏳TURNAROUND TIME ⏳
- Each sweatshirt is made in-house per your specifications once the order is placed.
- You will receive tracking information when the sweatshirt is ready for shipping (3-4 business days).

🔁 RETURNS + EXCHANGES 💚
- Made to order = no standard returns or exchanges
💥 Damaged? Wrong? Message us—we’ll fix it!
✅ Double-check size, color & shipping before checkout
🛑 Cancel only within 1 business day🔁 RETURNS + EXCHANGES 💚

 CLOTHING THAT SAYS IT SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO.

MADE IN THE USA.

➡️ FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM @the.clover.exchange

Shipping Policy:

  • We ship to all locations in the United States.
  • Local pick-up is available by selecting "Pick-up in Store" when checking out.
  • Orders are typically processed and shipped within 3-4 business days.
  • Shipping rates will vary based on the size and weight of the item(s) and the destination.
  • Expedited shipping options are available for an additional cost.
  • You will receive an email when your order is shipped.

🔁 RETURNS + EXCHANGES 💚
- Each piece is made to order—just for you! That means we typically don’t accept returns or exchanges.
💥 BUT if your item shows up damaged or something’s not right, reach out and we’ll do our best to make it better.
✅ Double-check your size, color, and shipping info before checking out.
🛑 Cancellations can only be made before production begins (typically within 1 business day). We appreciate your understanding!

We don’t just make shirts & gifts—we make statements. And we stand behind every single one. If your order isn’t living up to the hype (rare, but hey—it happens), we’ll fix it. Because you deserve to feel fabulous, comfy, and slightly unbothered at all times. Got an issue? Let us know—we’ve got you.

  • Each piece is made to order—just for you! That means we don’t typically accept returns or exchanges.
  • BUT if your item shows up damaged or something’s not right, reach out and we’ll do our best to make it better.
  • Double-check your size, color, and shipping info before checking out.
  • Cancellations can only be made before production begins (typically within 1 business day). We appreciate your understanding!
Order within the next 23 hours 11 minutes to receive it. Estimated delivery is between Monday, 24 Nov and Monday, 01 Dec.
Person wearing a beige sweatshirt with 'Slow mornings club' text, holding a coffee cup.
Beige sweatshirt with 'Absolutely Not' text on a white background

CARING FOR YOUR HANDMADE

🧺🌀CARING FOR YOUR HANDMADE CLOTHING

- Wash inside out in cold water
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not bleach, dry-clean, or iron directly on the design.

⏳TURNAROUND TIME ⏳

- Our shop's products are designed and produced in-house by a small family business in Barrington, IL.
- Each sweatshirt is made per your specifications once the order is placed.
- You will receive tracking information when the sweatshirt is ready for shipping (3-4 business days).

Person wearing a pink sweatshirt with 'homebody' text, holding a mug.
Person wearing a black sweatshirt with 'protecting my peace' text in pink.

Why Chose? Snag Two...

One to wear, one to gift (or hoard, no judgment).

Black sweatshirt with 'Espresso Yourself' design on a white background

Espresso Yourself Sweatshirt - Funny Coffee and Martini Lover Pullover

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