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'Corks are for Quitters' Black Crewneck

$44.00 USD

MADE TO ORDER - BECAUSE YOU'RE CLEARLY NOT BASIC.

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For the wine lover who knows "just one glass" is never the plan 🍷. The Corks Are for Quitters sweatshirt is funny, sarcastic, and ridiculously soft - perfect for wine nights, winery weekends, or anyone who takes their cabernet seriously.

✔️ Made to order - hand-pressed in-house in Barrington, IL (never print-on-demand)
✔️ 50/50 cotton/polyester crewneck - cozy, durable, statement-making
✔️ Available in Maroon, Black, and Sand | Sizes S–2XL (Unisex Sizing)
✔️ Ships in 3–4 business days

Wash inside out in cold water; tumble dry low. Made in the USA. 🍀

Shipping Policy:

  • We ship to all locations in the United States.
  • Local pick-up is available by selecting "Pickup" when checking out.
  • Orders are typically processed and shipped within 3-5 business days.
  • Shipping rates will vary based on the size and weight of the item(s) and the destination.
  • Expedited shipping options are available for an additional cost.
  • You will receive an email when your order is shipped.

We make statements & and we stand behind them.

If something’s not right, we’ll fix it. Simple as that.

  • Each piece is made to order - just for you! That means we don’t typically accept returns.
  • BUT if your item shows up damaged or something’s not right, reach out and we’ll do our best to make it better.
  • Double-check your size, color, and shipping info before checking out.
Order within the next 23 hours 11 minutes to receive it. Estimated delivery is between Thursday, 11 Jun and Thursday, 18 Jun.
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Beige sweatshirt with 'Absolutely Not' text on a white background

CARING FOR YOUR HANDMADE CLOTHING

- Wash inside out in cold water
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not bleach, dry-clean, or iron directly on the design.

Why Chose? Snag Two...

One to wear, one to gift (or hoard, no judgment).

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'Corks are for Quitters' Black Crewneck

$44.00

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