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'I Could Be Meaner' Green Sweater

$48.00 USD

MADE TO ORDER - BECAUSE YOU'RE CLEARLY NOT BASIC.

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I could be meaner. But where's the fun in that.

Sarcasm and self-control, finally in the same outfit. The I Could Be Meaner sweatshirt pairs a retro rainbow design with just enough attitude to let people know exactly where you stand - without saying another word.

The I Could Be Meaner in Sage Green: Calm on the outside, keeping score on the inside. Also available in Dusty Rose or Black, or shop the Comfort Colors tee version - soft-washed, garment-dyed, and worth it.

Colors may vary slightly depending on your screen display.

WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT -  Because some things don't need to be said out loud -  they just need to be worn. This sweatshirt says everything you've been thinking with a smile and a retro rainbow. No confrontation, no over-explaining, no shrinking. Just you, cozy and confident, letting the shirt do the talking.

80/20 cotton-poly blend, pre-shrunk and ultra-soft with a ribbed band for stretch and recovery. Not too heavy, not too thin - just the right amount of cozy for real life. Unisex sizing - order your usual size for a comfortable fit, or size up for that cozy, oversized look.

TURNAROUND: 3-4 business days to make, then ships with tracking. CARE: Wash inside out, cold water, tumble dry low. No bleach or ironing directly on the design. RETURNS: Made to order means we don't typically accept returns, but if something arrives damaged or wrong, we'll make it right. Always.

Clothing that says it so you don't have to. Designed, hand-pressed, and shipped from our home studio in Illinois. 🍀 💚

Shipping Policy:

  • We ship to all locations in the United States.
  • Local pick-up is available by selecting "Pickup" when checking out.
  • Orders are typically processed and shipped within 3-5 business days.
  • Shipping rates will vary based on the size and weight of the item(s) and the destination.
  • Expedited shipping options are available for an additional cost.
  • You will receive an email when your order is shipped.

We make statements & and we stand behind them.

If something’s not right, we’ll fix it. Simple as that.

  • Each piece is made to order - just for you! That means we don’t typically accept returns.
  • BUT if your item shows up damaged or something’s not right, reach out and we’ll do our best to make it better.
  • Double-check your size, color, and shipping info before checking out.
Order within the next 23 hours 11 minutes to receive it. Estimated delivery is between Friday, 05 Jun and Friday, 12 Jun.
Person wearing a beige sweatshirt with 'Slow mornings club' text, holding a coffee cup.
Beige sweatshirt with 'Absolutely Not' text on a white background

CARING FOR YOUR HANDMADE CLOTHING

- Wash inside out in cold water
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not bleach, dry-clean, or iron directly on the design.



A folded green sweatshirt with 'i could be meaner' text over a rainbow and blue jeans on a white background.

'I Could Be Meaner' Green Sweater

$48.00

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