I could be meaner. But where's the fun in that.
Sarcasm and self-control, finally in the same outfit. The I Could Be Meaner sweatshirt pairs a retro rainbow design with just enough attitude to let people know exactly where you stand - without saying another word.
The I Could Be Meaner in Sage Green: Calm on the outside, keeping score on the inside. Also available in Dusty Rose or Black, or shop the Comfort Colors tee version - soft-washed, garment-dyed, and worth it.
The I Could Be Meaner in Black: because the sweetest-looking sweatshirt in the room doesn't have to prove a thing.
The I Could Be Meaner in Dusty Rose: soft, sweet-looking, and absolutely not to be underestimated.
Colors may vary slightly depending on your screen display.
WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT - Because some things don't need to be said out loud - they just need to be worn. This sweatshirt says everything you've been thinking with a smile and a retro rainbow. No confrontation, no over-explaining, no shrinking. Just you, cozy and confident, letting the shirt do the talking.
80/20 cotton-poly blend, pre-shrunk and ultra-soft with a ribbed band for stretch and recovery. Not too heavy, not too thin - just the right amount of cozy for real life. Unisex sizing - order your usual size for a comfortable fit, or size up for that cozy, oversized look.
TURNAROUND: 3-4 business days to make, then ships with tracking. CARE: Wash inside out, cold water, tumble dry low. No bleach or ironing directly on the design. RETURNS: Made to order means we don't typically accept returns, but if something arrives damaged or wrong, we'll make it right. Always.
Clothing that says it so you don't have to. Designed, hand-pressed, and shipped from our home studio in Illinois.