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'Absolutely Not' Light Blue T-Shirt

$30.00 USD

MADE TO ORDER - BECAUSE YOU'RE CLEARLY NOT BASIC.

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YOUR NEW FAVORITE PHRASE IN T-SHIRT FORM: Absolutely Not.

Say it louder (or don’t say it at all).
Our bestselling Absolutely Not design is your go-to for setting boundaries without saying a word. This bold, outspoken shirt is the perfect uniform for recovering people-pleasers, professional boundary-setters, and anyone who's done saying yes when they mean nope. With a comfy, oversized fit and sarcastic charm, it's equal parts sassy & trendy.

Available in a Comfort Colors unisex sizing 100% cotton tee. We also have a super-soft, cozy unisex-sized sweatshirt: Shop the Absolutely Not Sweatshirt

🌎 Made to order for a personal touch - no mass production, no waste, ensuring sustainability and exclusivity - Available in Light Blue, Green, Pepper, or Berry.

✨ Why You’ll Love It:
✔️ Made Just for You – Handcrafted upon order for a unique, personalized feel
✔️ Premium Comfort – Soft, oversized, and perfect for everyday wear.
✔️ Say Less, Mean More – Bold statement, zero explanation required
✔️ Built to Last – Durable materials and printing that hold up wash after wash

**EXCLUSIVE DESIGN FROM OUR HOME STUDIO**

👕 COMFORT COLORS SHIRT DETAILS 💚
☁️ 6.1 oz., pre-shrunk 100% ringspun cotton
🌈 Soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric for that lived-in feel

⏳TURNAROUND TIME ⏳
All items are designed and produced in-house by our small family business in Barrington, IL. Each sweatshirt is made to order and ships within 3-4 business days. Tracking is provided once shipped.

🔁 RETURNS + EXCHANGES 💚
Each piece is made just for you, so we typically don’t accept returns or exchanges.
If something arrives damaged or off, reach out—we’ll make it right.

🧺🌀CARING FOR YOUR HANDMADE CLOTHING🧺🌀
- Wash inside out in cold water
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not bleach, dry-clean, or iron directly on the design.

CLOTHING THAT SAYS IT SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO.

MADE IN THE USA.

Shipping Policy:

  • We ship to all locations in the United States.
  • Local pick-up is available by selecting "Pick-up in Store" when checking out.
  • Orders are typically processed and shipped within 3-4 business days.
  • Shipping rates will vary based on the size and weight of the item(s) and the destination.
  • Expedited shipping options are available for an additional cost.
  • You will receive an email when your order is shipped.

🔁 RETURNS + EXCHANGES 💚
- Each piece is made to order—just for you! That means we typically don’t accept returns or exchanges.
💥 BUT if your item shows up damaged or something’s not right, reach out and we’ll do our best to make it better.
✅ Double-check your size, color, and shipping info before checking out.
🛑 Cancellations can only be made before production begins (typically within 1 business day). We appreciate your understanding!

We don’t just make shirts & gifts—we make statements. And we stand behind every single one. If your order isn’t living up to the hype (rare, but hey—it happens), we’ll fix it. Because you deserve to feel fabulous, comfy, and slightly unbothered at all times. Got an issue? Let us know—we’ve got you.

  • Each piece is made to order—just for you! That means we don’t typically accept returns or exchanges.
  • BUT if your item shows up damaged or something’s not right, reach out and we’ll do our best to make it better.
  • Double-check your size, color, and shipping info before checking out.
  • Cancellations can only be made before production begins (typically within 1 business day). We appreciate your understanding!
Order within the next 23 hours 11 minutes to receive it. Estimated delivery is between Thursday, 23 Apr and Thursday, 30 Apr.
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Beige sweatshirt with 'Absolutely Not' text on a white background

CARING FOR YOUR HANDMADE

🧺🌀CARING FOR YOUR HANDMADE CLOTHING

- Wash inside out in cold water
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not bleach, dry-clean, or iron directly on the design.

⏳TURNAROUND TIME ⏳

- Our shop's products are designed and produced in-house by a small family business in Barrington, IL.
- Each sweatshirt is made per your specifications once the order is placed.
- You will receive tracking information when the sweatshirt is ready for shipping (3-4 business days).

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Light blue shirt with 'ABSOLUTELY NOT.' text on a white background

'Absolutely Not' Light Blue T-Shirt

$30.00

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