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'Absolutely Not' Pink Statement Shirt

$44.00 USD

MADE TO ORDER - BECAUSE YOU'RE CLEARLY NOT BASIC.

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Our bestselling Absolutely Not sweatshirt is your go-to for setting boundaries without saying a word. Made for women who are done over-explaining, over-committing, and over-functioning, this cozy crewneck delivers the message for you—effortlessly.

Soft on the inside, bold on the outside, and exactly the energy we’re carrying into every season.

Each piece is designed and hand-pressed in-house- never print-on-demand- so you get true small-batch quality with a personal touch.

Made to order for a more thoughtful, sustainable approach—no mass production, no excess waste.

Available in Pink, Black, Sand, White, or Blue.

✨ Why You’ll Love It:
✔️ Made Just for You – Handcrafted upon order for a unique, personalized feel
✔️ Premium Comfort – Soft, cozy, mid-weight fleece for everyday wear
✔️ Say Less, Mean More – Bold statement, zero explanation required
✔️ Built to Last – Durable materials and printing that hold up wash after wash

**EXCLUSIVE DESIGN FROM OUR HOME STUDIO**

👕✨SWEATSHIRT DETAILS 👕✨
- Unisex sizing, 50/50 blend of pre-shrunk cotton/polyester
- 8 oz. weight with no bulky side seams for a great shape

⏳TURNAROUND TIME ⏳
All items are designed and produced in-house by our small family business in Barrington, IL. Each sweatshirt is made to order and ships within 3-4 business days. Tracking is provided once shipped.

🔁 RETURNS + EXCHANGES 💚
Each piece is made just for you, so we typically don’t accept returns or exchanges.
If something arrives damaged or off, reach out—we’ll make it right.

🧺🌀CARING FOR YOUR HANDMADE CLOTHING🧺🌀
- Wash inside out in cold water
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not bleach, dry-clean, or iron directly on the design.

CLOTHING THAT SAYS IT SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO.

MADE IN THE USA.

Shipping Policy:

  • We ship to all locations in the United States.
  • Local pick-up is available by selecting "Pickup" when checking out.
  • Orders are typically processed and shipped within 3-5 business days.
  • Shipping rates will vary based on the size and weight of the item(s) and the destination.
  • Expedited shipping options are available for an additional cost.
  • You will receive an email when your order is shipped.

We make statements & and we stand behind them.

If something’s not right, we’ll fix it. Simple as that.

  • Each piece is made to order - just for you! That means we don’t typically accept returns.
  • BUT if your item shows up damaged or something’s not right, reach out and we’ll do our best to make it better.
  • Double-check your size, color, and shipping info before checking out.
Order within the next 23 hours 11 minutes to receive it. Estimated delivery is between Monday, 15 Jun and Monday, 22 Jun.
Person wearing a beige sweatshirt with 'Slow mornings club' text, holding a coffee cup.
Beige sweatshirt with 'Absolutely Not' text on a white background

CARING FOR YOUR HANDMADE CLOTHING

- Wash inside out in cold water
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not bleach, dry-clean, or iron directly on the design.



A folded bright heliconia Pink sweatshirt with 'ABSOLUTELY NOT.' text on a white background

'Absolutely Not' Pink Statement Shirt

$44.00

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