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'Clean Eating, Dirty Martini' Black Crewneck

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Balance is everything - clean greens by day, dirty martinis by night.  This Clean Eating, Dirty Martini sweatshirt is your new uniform for embracing both sides. Made from soft, cozy fabric and hand-pressed in-house, it’s equal parts sassy and comfortable. Perfect for anyone who loves a good salad and a little mischief.

Handcrafted on demand, not print-on-demand. Available in black or sand. PLEASE NOTE: Actual colors may vary slightly from the listing photo as computer monitors and phone screens can display colors differently.

✨ Why You’ll Love It:
✔️ Made Just for You, No Print on Demand – Each shirt is handcrafted upon order, ensuring a unique and personalized piece every time.
✔️ Premium Comfort – Soft, cozy, and perfect for everyday wear.
✔️ Statement-Making – Perfect for the martini lover with balance goals.
✔️ Made to Last - Crafted with quality materials and durable printing, made to last through countless wears, washes, and adventures.

👕✨SWEATSHIRT DETAILS 👕✨
- Unisex sizing, 50/50 blend of pre-shrunk cotton/polyester
- 8 oz. weight with no bulky side seams for a great shape


🧺🌀CARING FOR YOUR HANDMADE CLOTHING🧺🌀
- Wash inside out in cold water, tumble dry on low heat
- Do not bleach, dry-clean, or iron directly on the design

⏳TURNAROUND TIME ⏳
- Each sweatshirt is made in-house per your specifications once the order is placed.
- You will receive tracking information when the sweatshirt is ready for shipping (3-4 business days).

🔁 RETURNS + EXCHANGES 💚
- Made to order = no standard returns or exchanges
💥 Damaged? Wrong? Message us—we’ll fix it!

CLOTHING THAT SAYS IT SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO.

MADE IN THE USA.

  • Every Clover Exchange order is designed, hand-pressed, and packaged in our Illinois studio.
  • Orders are typically processed and shipped within 3-4 business days & you'll receive tracking info as soon as your order ships.
  • Local pick-up is available by selecting "Pickup" when checking out.

We make statements & and we stand behind them.

If something’s not right, we’ll fix it. Simple as that.

  • Each piece is made to order - just for you! That means we don’t typically accept returns.
  • BUT if your item shows up damaged or something’s not right, reach out and we’ll do our best to make it better.
  • Double-check your size, color, and shipping info before checking out.

DESIGNED & HAND-PRESSED IN ILLINOIS. NEVER PRINT-ON-DEMAND.

Order within the next 23 hours 11 minutes to receive it. Estimated delivery is between Friday, 24 Jul and Friday, 31 Jul.

KEEP IT LOOKING GREAT

- Wash inside out in cold water
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.



Black sweatshirt with 'clean eating. dirty martini.' text on a textured surface.

'Clean Eating, Dirty Martini' Black Crewneck

$44.00

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