'Stay Seated' Coastal Blue Sweatshirt

Stay seated. No, really.

On the surface, it's a reminder to stay calm, cool, and collected. But let's be honest - it's also a subtle way of telling people to sit down, mind their business, and not come for you. Delivered in an elegant script font, this sweatshirt says everything with quiet confidence and just enough edge.

• The Stay Seated in Coastal Blue: For the woman who stays calm on the outside while absolutely clocking everything.
• The Stay Seated in Graphite Heather Gray: Unbothered, understated, and not here for the drama.
• The Stay Seated in Heliconia: Because nothing says "sit down" quite like saying it in bright pink.

Colors may vary slightly depending on your screen display.

WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT Because you don't need to raise your voice to make a point. This sweatshirt does the talking for you - at school drop-offs, casual dinners, errands, or anytime your energy says unbothered but aware.

A 50/50 cotton-poly blend, pre-shrunk and soft enough for real life. Unisex sizing - order your usual size for a comfortable fit, or size up for that cozy, oversized look.

TURNAROUND: 3-4 business days to make, then ships with tracking. CARE: Wash inside out, cold water, tumble dry low. No bleach or ironing directly on the design. RETURNS: Made to order means we don't typically accept returns, but if something arrives damaged or wrong, we'll make it right. Always.

Clothing that says it so you don't have to. Designed, hand-pressed, and shipped from our home studio in Illinois. 🍀 💚