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'Clean Eating Dirty Martini' Beige Sweatshirt

$44.00 USD

MADE TO ORDER - BECAUSE YOU'RE CLEARLY NOT BASIC.

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Balance is everything - clean greens by day, dirty martinis by night. 🍸 This Clean Eating, Dirty Martini sweatshirt is your new uniform for embracing both sides. Made from soft, cozy fabric and hand-pressed in-house, it’s equal parts sassy and comfortable. Perfect for anyone who loves a good salad and a little mischief.

✨ Why You’ll Love It:
✔️ Made Just for You, No Print on Demand – Each shirt is handcrafted upon order, ensuring a unique and personalized piece every time.
✔️ Premium Comfort – Soft, cozy, and perfect for everyday wear.
✔️ Statement-Making – Perfect for the martini lover with balance goals.
✔️ Made to Last - Crafted with quality materials and durable printing, made to last through countless wears, washes, and adventures.

👕✨SWEATSHIRT DETAILS 👕✨
- Unisex sizing, 50/50 blend of pre-shrunk cotton/polyester
- 8 oz. weight with no bulky side seams for a great shape

🧺🌀CARING FOR YOUR HANDMADE CLOTHING🧺🌀
- Wash inside out in cold water, tumble dry on low heat
- Do not bleach, dry-clean, or iron directly on the design

⏳TURNAROUND TIME ⏳
- Each sweatshirt is made in-house per your specifications once the order is placed.
- You will receive tracking information when the sweatshirt is ready for shipping (3-4 business days).

🔁 RETURNS + EXCHANGES 💚
- Made to order = no standard returns or exchanges
💥 Damaged? Wrong? Message us—we’ll fix it!
✅ Double-check size, color & shipping before checkout
🛑 Cancel only within 1 business day🔁 RETURNS + EXCHANGES 💚

 CLOTHING THAT SAYS IT SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO.

MADE IN THE USA.

Shipping Policy:

  • We ship to all locations in the United States.
  • Local pick-up is available by selecting "Pickup" when checking out.
  • Orders are typically processed and shipped within 3-5 business days.
  • Shipping rates will vary based on the size and weight of the item(s) and the destination.
  • Expedited shipping options are available for an additional cost.
  • You will receive an email when your order is shipped.

We make statements & and we stand behind them.

If something’s not right, we’ll fix it. Simple as that.

  • Each piece is made to order - just for you! That means we don’t typically accept returns.
  • BUT if your item shows up damaged or something’s not right, reach out and we’ll do our best to make it better.
  • Double-check your size, color, and shipping info before checking out.
Order within the next 23 hours 11 minutes to receive it. Estimated delivery is between Sunday, 07 Jun and Sunday, 14 Jun.
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CARING FOR YOUR HANDMADE CLOTHING

- Wash inside out in cold water
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not bleach, dry-clean, or iron directly on the design.

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One to wear, one to gift (or hoard, no judgment).

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