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'Stay Seated' Bright Pink Crewneck

$46.00 USD

MADE TO ORDER - BECAUSE YOU'RE CLEARLY NOT BASIC.

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Stay seated. No, really.

On the surface, it's a reminder to stay calm, cool, and collected. But let's be honest - it's also a subtle way of telling people to sit down, mind their business, and not come for you. Delivered in an elegant script font, this sweatshirt says everything with quiet confidence and just enough edge.

  • The Stay Seated in Heliconia: Because nothing says "sit down" quite like saying it in bright pink.
  • The Stay Seated in Coastal Blue: For the woman who stays calm on the outside while absolutely clocking everything.
  • The Stay Seated in Graphite Heather Gray: Unbothered, understated, and not here for the drama.

Colors may vary slightly depending on your screen display.

WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT Because you don't need to raise your voice to make a point. This sweatshirt does the talking for you - at school drop-offs, casual dinners, errands, or anytime your energy says unbothered but aware.

A 50/50 cotton-poly blend, pre-shrunk and soft enough for real life. Unisex sizing - order your usual size for a comfortable fit, or size up for that cozy, oversized look.

TURNAROUND: 3-4 business days to make, then ships with tracking. CARE: Wash inside out, cold water, tumble dry low. No bleach or ironing directly on the design. RETURNS: Made to order means we don't typically accept returns, but if something arrives damaged or wrong, we'll make it right. Always.

Clothing that says it so you don't have to. Designed, hand-pressed, and shipped from our home studio in Illinois. 🍀 💚

Shipping Policy:

  • We ship to all locations in the United States.
  • Local pick-up is available by selecting "Pickup" when checking out.
  • Orders are typically processed and shipped within 3-5 business days.
  • Shipping rates will vary based on the size and weight of the item(s) and the destination.
  • Expedited shipping options are available for an additional cost.
  • You will receive an email when your order is shipped.

We make statements & and we stand behind them.

If something’s not right, we’ll fix it. Simple as that.

  • Each piece is made to order - just for you! That means we don’t typically accept returns.
  • BUT if your item shows up damaged or something’s not right, reach out and we’ll do our best to make it better.
  • Double-check your size, color, and shipping info before checking out.
Order within the next 23 hours 11 minutes to receive it. Estimated delivery is between Thursday, 11 Jun and Thursday, 18 Jun.
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CARING FOR YOUR HANDMADE CLOTHING

- Wash inside out in cold water
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not bleach, dry-clean, or iron directly on the design.

Why Chose? Snag Two...

One to wear, one to gift (or hoard, no judgment).

Pink sweatshirt with 'stay seated' text on a white background

'Stay Seated' Bright Pink Crewneck

$46.00

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